Blow ups

Today...

The blender exploded all over the kitchen and my hair and my outfit and my semi mopped floor. It is amazing how thoroughly 2 cups of soymilk can cover things.

The vacuum spewed rubber scented smoke through out the house as I faux cleaned the floors

The moth population exploded in my kitchen. Where are all these flying dusty covered creatures coming from? I killed no less than 23. That is what I call an infestation. If my vacuum was working I would suck them from the sky, but the last thing I need is firey moth filled wind tunnel...

Stella's diaper could not contain the all natural additives she was shelling out today. The girl can poo.

And the crownig jewel of the day was Mark's car was possesed by the devil as he drove it to the temple this morning leaving him stranded on the less than celestial 237 off ramp.


I believe that soon things like my bank account will begin imploding.


***I will be setting up a paypal account on the side bar if you would like to make a donation to my plight. I promise not to spend it on a new pair on designer jeans. :}